{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}
{"fact":"In one stride, a cheetah can cover 23 to 26 feet (7 to 8 meters).","length":65}
{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
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{"fact":"Cats have 30 vertebrae (humans have 33 vertebrae during early development; 26 after the sacral and coccygeal regions fuse)","length":122}
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{"fact":"You check your cats pulse on the inside of the back thigh, where the leg joins to the body. Normal for cats: 110-170 beats per minute.","length":134}