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{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}
{"fact":"Some Siamese cats appear cross-eyed because the nerves from the left side of the brain go to mostly the right eye and the nerves from the right side of the brain go mostly to the left eye. This causes some double vision, which the cat tries to correct by \u201ccrossing\u201d its eyes.","length":275}
{"fact":"Ailurophile is the word cat lovers are officially called.","length":57}
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{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
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Sensory Overload is a first-person shooter video game developed and published by Reality Bytes for the Macintosh.
"}{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}
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