{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
{"fact":"Like birds, cats have a homing ability that uses its biological clock, the angle of the sun, and the Earth's magnetic field. A cat taken far from its home can return to it. But if a cat's owners move far from its home, the cat can't find them.","length":243}
{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Michael Hefele","displaytitle":"Michael Hefele","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6831053","titles":{"canonical":"Michael_Hefele","normalized":"Michael Hefele","display":"Michael Hefele"},"pageid":36856065,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1e/Michael_Hefele.jpeg","width":226,"height":403},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1e/Michael_Hefele.jpeg","width":226,"height":403},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1255632852","tid":"6826b15e-9bc5-11ef-a180-93664be7bdea","timestamp":"2024-11-05T22:29:23Z","description":"German footballer (born 1990)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Hefele","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Hefele?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Hefele?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Michael_Hefele"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Hefele","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Michael_Hefele","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Hefele?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Michael_Hefele"}},"extract":"Michael Martin Hefele is a German former professional footballer who played as a centre-back. He is now an assistant manager at Al Riyadh SC.","extract_html":"
Michael Martin Hefele is a German former professional footballer who played as a centre-back. He is now an assistant manager at Al Riyadh SC.
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{"fact":"Owning a cat is actually proven to be beneficial for your health.","length":65}
{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
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The 2008 Tampa Bay Rays season was the 11th season in franchise history, and the first season in which they were known as the Tampa Bay Rays, formerly being known as the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. This was the third season with Joe Maddon managing the club. After being plagued by futility as the Devil Rays, amassing just a .398 winning percentage over their first 10 years as a franchise and finishing in last place nine times, the team finished their first season as the Rays with a 97–65 record to win their first American League East division title. In the postseason, they beat the Chicago White Sox three games to one in the ALDS, and beat the defending World Series champion Boston Red Sox in seven games in the ALCS to advance to their first World Series in franchise histor